February 2012
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
“Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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I just had to use Urban Dictionary to define something from my Philosophy study guide…
welp.
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i got 99 problems but a tambourine isn't one.
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I love Mrs. Smith.
Thank GOD.
Netflix loves me again.
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
“What the HELL did I do last night? There are cracker crumbs EVERYWHERE.”
– Roommate
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Things I have learned today:
No matter how full you think you are, there is always room for Soccer Taco
Caroline has never seen Princess Bride
This room will always be 10000 degrees
Netflix no longer loves me and I am literally at a loss for what to do with my life
People can hear me singing in my room…and have been able to all year…
Dresses on windy days are not good ideas
I am an ice cream vacuum.
I...
why is everyone in this room asleep.
And, more importantly, why am I awake?
This is my one opportunity to go to bed before 12 and it is proving to be physically impossible.
I’m so goddamn hungry but food is so far awaaaaay.
“When I first read it, the first person that I thought of was Guy Fieri from the...”
– Melissa McCarthy on her inspiration for her Bridesmaids role
This
is
amazing
(via natface)
“Perhaps we dont like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size, our...”
– Sufjan Stevens (via rippedandragged)
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings (via cavum)
Things that I am doing:
SO MUCH ALEVE
Watching Mad Men
Eating Goldfish (the cracker, not the fish)
Waiting for Bobert to return from ze library
Things I should be doing:
HYDROCODONE (but it makes me so sleepy!)
Math homework
Eating real food
Laziness seems to conquer all.
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